It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
He chucked my pickle at the bouncer. Fucker, I wanted that.
He's cheating on his wife, and he's judging me for eating McDonalds
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
Enroute to my place eta 6 mikes...estimated time until intoxicated? 45 mikes. Commence the timer.
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
I have shit my pants twice this week. #adulthood
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
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