honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
he said he didn't have a condom.
and you said?
that that's fine cause i was ready to be a mom. yeah - he magically had a condom he forgot about after that.
Seriously, stop peeing all over the toilet seat. It looks like movie theatre butter.
Dude. Hurry up. They just blessed the tequila.
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
I told you in the isle if you get the one that vibrates that I masturbating with it. Your fault.
Bullshit. You owe me a toothbrush.
Judging by my bruises, I know I took more than one tumble. I probably pulled u down w me, and then punched you in the knee. Been trying to find a place to fix my phone between naps today. Almost no place accepts hand js as currency these days. 2013 is gonna be expensive and whorey.
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
I just woke up on the living room floor at my parents house. The last thing I remember was making a scene at Buffalo Wild Wings because our waitress "Sent the game into overtime" with a 0-0 score
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
I just found vampire teeth and a moustache in my purse. do you know why?
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
Do plants get herpes?
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