Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
well most of my day revolves around power hour
he fucked my hip out of place.
He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
We found him. He was passed out in a McDonalds booth with at least 6 big Mac wrappers. The employee said he kept yelling that he was in America and had the freedom to have big macs. Fucking Italians...
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
That same damn squirrel keeps staring at me like I did something wrong. Nature knows when you're hung over.
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
Sex. Target parking lot. I really am the mayor.
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