I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
Small penises have feelings too.
Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint.
He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
I hated hipsters before it was mainstream.
You called him your tasty little crouton. Which actually wasn't the weirdest part.
Just saw a guy walking down the street carrying a giant inflatable penis
Just arrived at our party
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
Turns out she left way earlier. So I'm stuck with this guy asking where he can score meth and if I'm really straight.
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
Well, thanks for not letting me sleep with anyone, but no thanks for telling everyone I have the clap.
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