Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
2 reasons we need to wear those onesies to the bar more ofter 1) comfy as shit 2) we both still got laid\n\nHow can you resist that kinda night?
I am at a new level of appreciation for drunk-you, who threw up into her own sweatshirt pocket last night in the car. Brava.
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
I'm tempted to randomly yell out 'SO HOW IS YOUR UNDERAGE GIRLFRIEND' but that would be callous
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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