There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
I'll probably hate you when I'm sober
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
My cleaning lady just walked in the kitchen and i had a hardcore boner. I dont know what awkward is anymore
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
Omg I'm puking right now and then sneezed four times in a row. You don't know pain til this happens to you.
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
Just to be a PITA after I die, my will leaves 1 cent to each of my FB friends. I hate my lawyer.
Randomize
