an ex called crying about her current BF. convo ended in phone sex. i love emotional wrecks
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
He said his penis was a 1 woman penis with a conscience an I was that woman...technically a declaration of commitment rite?
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
You told me to remind you that the bruise on your ass is from when you danced on the table at Ziggy's, saw a cop and tried to 'fly away'.
I dont know what we smoked last night but I woke up and found out I started writing a book called White Trash Princess. Its the best thing Ive ever read
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
No cash. I had to buy four bowls of soup to meet the credit card limit. I'm not even upset. SO MUCH SOUP.
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
Saved a second guy who was crying/on the verge of wigging out. Just call me the drug whisperer.
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
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