a queef is a wish your heart makes.
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
tried to be sexy and unbutton his shirt with my teeth. ended up slobbering all over it. thank god he was already passed out
Can you check your dirty laundry bag for my tooth.
so the plumber came, he found condoms, feathers and glitter in the pipes.
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
I miss waking up knowing you're passed out under my bed.
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
How do I tell my child he was conceived on a barstool in South Alabama?
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
I wanna get to the point where I can just send a question mark and get an exclamation point in response
I just woke up on the floor with an empty handle in one hand and a piece of my ceiling in the other. #classy
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