I hate it when I can only see straight when I close one eye. I feel like that deserts the purpose of seeing with two eyes
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
You have not lived until you've seen your mother stumble into the house with one shoe on mumbling incoherently about tequila cupcakes.
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
Something about being drunk at 1pm chasing seagulls on the beach while it's raining is very calming
My dad handed me a drink and said, "This'll knock your dick in the dirt..."
Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
there is puke in my bra ... again
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
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