i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
Yeah. I stopped her before she flashed the guy for a free slice of pizza. She called me a gentleman and then before I knew it she was in my bed.
it's 2:30 on a sunday and I just won a wine chugging contest. I'm never graduating.
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
I feel like I should be doing a victory lap around my house to the rocky music, or zapping and smiting people with my mystic wizard powers
Tell me again why I left before the topless cake fight
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
I think you might be the first man ever to describe getting a blowjob as "neat"
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
So you think Jesus would be proud of me for walking of shame into my apartment 10 minutes before I told my parents I'd be over for Easter?
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
Randomize
