me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
Also how the fuck did i get like 30 brown napkins
I consider it a successful poop when you only have to wipe once.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
I still owe him the card with all the sperm paper cutouts falling out like glitter saying " sorry you can't hold your load. Better luck next time "
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
His exact words: "I don't have anything you can't treat with antibiotics."
Last night you were prentending to be a broom stick...you were laying on the floor and humming the Harry potter song.
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
She complained to dominos last night for hanging up on her, and then she wrote "fuck you dominos" on the receipt when we got our pizza
So we are banned from the campus dominos
I don't wanna be 33 that's when Jesus died
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