Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
Wow way to turn my death into an oppurtunity to get laid
I got Pilsbury cinnamon rolls for us to have tomorrow, but I don't have the willpower to leave them in my fridge overnight, so I am eating them all and getting us more in the morning
I love you more by the minute
The staples of my diet are Labatt Blue, Xanax, and brick cheese.
I should have never moved out...
I accused the cab driver of smoking weed in the taxi then I remember it was me.
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
i was sitting on the kitchen floor shaking my gallon of vodka at people and asking if they wanted to climb the heaven hill... getting dumped is the best thing that has ever happend to me
hes sooooo boring!!! I feel like I’m in a relationship with myself now. I have an 8 inch dildo under my bed, THATS how much I’m in a relationship with myself.
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
I don't like kids.
You were literally holding a baby 5 minutes ago
I like them before they learn to speak and after they learn to think.
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
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