That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
Just got mistaken for a cardboard cutout ad in line at Taco Bell. New low?
I need a booty call who doesn't know my boyfriend or my friends.
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
Mixing coffee with vodka may have been a bad choice, I feel like I'm pregnant and the baby is trying to perform a c-section from the inside.
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
I'm batshit crazy. I don't know how you guys keep forgetting that
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
We just FaceTimed and I put an Oreo in my vagina for him. Now he has to fly across the globe for me.
You kept singing "your gonna lose that girl" to him right in front of her.. of course you got punched in the face.
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
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