Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
A guy in a sombrero stopped to take a picture with me sitting on the curb.
When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
Listening to Ke$ha's new single to pump myself up for my STD test.
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
Now I'm obligated to stay and cuddle with her because the condom broke. Fuck.
I like how she'll post a picture on Instagram with her boyfriend and 2 hours later you'll send me a snap of her panties on your rear view mirror
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
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