so I was thinking like, Rob Pattinson could make so much money whoring himself out dressed as Edward Cullen.
yeah, I mean if he's down to fuck a lot of fat chicks and stare at Tiger Beat posters of himself above the bed...
you were definitelymotorboating random chicks as they walked out of the bar. just like, down the line. you kept yelling "Motor Boats for everyone!!!!"
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
The cab driver just finished telling me how leaving community college after one month was the best desicion he ever made.
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
If you wake up soonish don't worry. I took your dog to burger king and now we're going to see some nice girls.
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
I'm now consulting a magic eight ball on all major life decisions. On another note I think I have chlamydia.
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
I rewired his car so that every time he hits the gas the horn and the OnStar turn on every time he hits the brake the panic alarm goes off.
Randomize
