my mouth tastes like poor choices
We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
Theres a 75% chance I'm wearing a hocky mask and nothing else right now
Ps I am
I'm mad at him and disappointed with you. It's like I put a bunch of effort into a PowerPoint of "what not to do with Zach" to show you and the first bullet point was "do not love him" and you're just disregarding all my effort and friendship.
I have to make mistakes myself to learn from them
FUCK YOU I AM MAKING A POWERPOINT
There was no eligible dick at the ER. I'm pissed. Looks like "Searching for Strange at the Local Free Clinic" is a no go for the name of our first full length album. On the other hand, I got a dilaudid shot and I no longer feel like I have the worst bladder infection of my life.
My lease is up and I've been thinking, it's only fair that the guys I've fucked in this apartment in the past year help me move. They enjoyed the bed, now help me move it.
I'm way too sober and people are way too heterosexual
I was just informed that I asked for a glass of wine at the police station
I'm sure it would have gone very well with the cigarette you lit there.
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
What? No, wine isn't my weakness, I just love it.
he's fucking insane. he's worse than me. is that even possible? I'm only with him because his dick is huge. I need Jesus.
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