Whod you bang
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
Dammit. I drunkenly drank all my milk at 6 AM in a misguided stupor to prevent my roommates from stealing my milk.
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
I thought he was having it in Athens. Alright. Have fun. Please save my dignity and refrain from talking about my boobs and sexual "abilities". If I have any. I just feel like they are going to ask. Repeat after me. And repeat it 5 more times. This is going to be the phrase you're going to rely on tonight: "I can neither deny or confirm such actions."
There comes a point, as I lay on the floor of the work disabled toilets contemplating catching 10 minutes sleep between chunders, that I wonder if its really worth it
I just almost caught my floor on fire, then decided I could put it out with my knuckles! So I'm doing good!
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
There is no way entering a gas station bathroom memorializing an alien abduction in rural New Hampshire is a good idea.
Randomize
