the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
The lack of pants and amount of productivity in my life right now is amazing.
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
you're a mystery wrapped in an enigma. wrapped inside a burrito.
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
Got my period and a UTI on the same day. Fuck you, Sunday.
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
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