There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
you never realize your highschool teachers are real people till you fuck one of them
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
I put chex mix in your purse for when you get hungry while doing your walk of shame tomorrow!
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
It's 3 in the morning and there is a bird chirping it's head off outside. GOD DAMNIT THIS IS NOT A TIME TO SING OF YOUR CHEERFUL BIRD MERRIMENT YOU STUPID BIRD CUNT!
You know it's time to do the dishes when you take shots of water out of a sake glass...
And you wonder why you're always one of the guys?
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
that sounds horrible...
what could possibly go wrong attempting to re-enact the dinosaur capture scene from Jurrasic Park... I have the net gun and camcorder you have the dino costume and can run
I left my Bacardi and dignity in your freezer. Will come get it later.
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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