Oh My! A car just drove by me a splashed me with a wave of water. I am drenched and soaking wet!
I am sorry--all I heard is that you are wet.
Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
There is a 1000000% chance you'll be turned down if you try coming on to me while I watch Star Wars.
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
You know how I know last night was a good night? Because I remember high fiving a couple WHILE they were having sex.
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
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