I want to buy you liquor! I want to kiss your face.
Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
Just realized I left my heels in their microwave. Whoops.
I'm convinced my penis is the only thing holding this relationship together.
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
You don't have a wife, you don't have a dog, and you need a new bong. Don't make this any worse than that.
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
Chipotle farts are not good for seducing boys.
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
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