If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
I've decided I'm gonna attack people with the toilet plunger.
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
You were riding my three year old's train yelling, 'I think I can, I think I can!!'
I thought I could.
I'd have paid money to see Cookie Monster playing with a vibrator
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
I got into the shower with my underwear on. I just sat down in the tub and tried to figure out when I lost all control of this hangover.
Always a gay best friend, never a bridesmaid
She was going down on me before I had a chance to tell her I arrested her brother 3 hours earlier
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