Holy shit I just stopped short on route 18 because I thought my gps was saying I had to turn right in 11 feet. After almost hitting the guardrail I realized I had to turn in 11 miles.
Fuck I'm high.
Todays outfit involves shorts with embroidered fish. This kids gonna die.
We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
and that's how I found out my dad doesn't believe in towels... holiday magic.
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
You called my nipples compassionate. What does that even mean?
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
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