He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
Watching her eat just hurts me
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
It was almost as bad as the time I peed on the floor of the Pentagon's subway station.
I'm standing at the bottom of the driveway w a sign that says plow me
We really shouldn't need this many nicknames for the women you've had sex with.
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
Checked my bank account this morning...apparently I went to 7-11 at 4am and spent $22 on taquitos. New all time low for me.
I ate all of them. New all time low for ME.
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
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