best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
I couldn't remember if it was hamsters or Iraq that you hated. I'm so sorry.
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
Im covered in vodka and melted gummys. Fuck summer.
This may be hard to believe, but that wasn't the first time I was fingered under a snuggie
It's not
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
I am eating a king sized snickers in the strip club. Good morning.
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
Oh? And how would you explain this to your kids?
"Well pumpkin, when mommies and daddies have loved each other so much for a really long time, sometimes they trade off with other mommies and daddies"
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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