Apparently getting drunk, buying a guitar from your local costco and walking in to an open mic night is not the same as rocking out to guitar hero...
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
Just took a celebratory "i havent slept with anyone in this bar" shot. yesssss....
Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
Accidentally just signed something at work 'lotus flower' I need to keep my stripper life separate from real life.
Yelling drunk tank or bust at a cop, not a good idea
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
In my defense, there are at least three ways to die doing that, and I'm still here. America, Fuck Yeah!
I saw an episode of cops that had one of my ex husbands on it.
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