I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
Oprah Winfrey is a jealous, vengeful god
You're going to hell! And you're going to hell! And you! And you. You're all going to hell!!!
I just went to add a song I had never heard before to my "high as fuck" playlist and it was already there.
Nothing says "we're never gonna bone" like "nice haircut, it makes you look like my cousin"
You are in a fancy European city. The best way to truly experience the city is through Tinder
I feel like an involuntary Mother Theresa. I DON'T WANT TO BE ABSTINENT!
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
It's not my fault you decided to fall in love with a Frodo Baggins lookalike
my ex logged me out of his netflix so im gonna fuck his bestfriend as revenge
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
i'm pretty sure my brother is still drunk from last night. he's telling my parents that humans are at the top of the food chain for a reason and listing off all the exotic animals he would eat
You know you're out of shape when you're sore after masturbating.
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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