Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
it got awkward when she realized that our nickname for her was "The Hambeast"
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
Yes. We drank 3/4 of a handle of vodka, fried and ate a 3lb package of bacon, I tackled the neighbors snowman, made snow angels in our underwear, and then fucked all night. Christmas success.
Not every day do you see a hooker getting arrested at noon. Just kidding, we live in Reno.
So ive come to the realization that my affinity for tattooed guys makes me the literal definition of tit for tat
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
I wanna get a tattoo next to my tattoo that says, my ex did this so don't fucking ask
Just want the two of you to know, I went to a golf tournament today. Respectable, expensive… Flipped the golf cart. Seriously, I'm 40. What the fuck?
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
Would it be creepy if I masturbated with my face in the pillow he slept on last night? Cuz I'm pretty sure that's about to happen
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