I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
I'm just that much of a man that I can watch Ellen and Oprah back to back and still like girls.
Keeping hand sanitizer and lube in the same drawer in the same size bottle = awful idea
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
Honestly bro, I can't look at girls you've banged. Its like looking herpes in the face.
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
The judge mental looks i am getting while looking at porn on my phone sitting in the urgent care waiting room is gonna get way worse when they find out im here to see if im pregnant
My mom just asked me if I can obtain a fake ID by thursday
I got an assistant at work. First task was picking me up at a strip club. I was drunk and trying explain how it was work related
The last time I've felt a woman's touch, the twin towers were compromised. You can wait like one week
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
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