I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
this will be a night to untag.
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
Hey do you have a way to post bail? If not we can hook you up. If a police officer is reading this please ask him and respond in a timely fashion. I am concerned for my imprisoned friend
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
Just promise me we won't die tonight. I can't have an autopsy report that reads "stomach contents: Tequila and semen."
He knew exactly who I'd slept with after just one look at my crotch. He's like the Sherlock Holmes of cocks.
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
Have you ever thrown up in the middle of your hair appointment? Cause I have..
AND I NEED A VIKING FUNERAL OR MY GHOST ASS WILL SAUNTER ON OVER AND CASTRATE HIM FOR TECHNICALLY MURDERING ME
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
I need advice on ways to politely say “fuck you on your way to hell”.
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