Should I shave my pubes in the shape of a top hat so I can nickname my junk Abe Lincoln?
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
I'd introduce you to the guys, but you'd probably make them all fall in love with you
I could do with a Floridian man-harem. Let's do this.
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
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