the guy i hooked up with is asleep on our couch. please dont fuck him.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
Its piss that you smell... I borrowed that shirt last week. Sooo, wanna grab some laundry soap on your way home? And good luck on your date.
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
I draw, I play three woodwind instruments, I press buttons for eight hours at work and Im studying to be a gynecologist... I guarantee I can make you squirt, babe.
He has an accent when he types. I can *hear* the schnitzel. Especially when he's drunk.
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
I just had the polyamorous Canadian hockey player do the splits while naked in a handstand at my apartment just now. And yes, I know it’s 1:30am on a Thursday.
Okay everything with a penis is officially dead in my eyes
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
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