Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
If you die in college, do you die in real life?
she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
I woke up to a paper award certificate for best blow job and he was gone. You're welcome mystey man.
I just bought a vibrating toothbrush with my parents FSA insurance card because I'm too broke for a vibrator. New.Level.Of.Low.
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
You act like pregaming preseason hockey is a crime. Come on man, get fucked up and watch pucks. It rhymes so well it has to go together. DOS EQUIS Y DEVILS!
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question
I just blew my weed a kiss
I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date.
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
He had the same tone in his voice and look in his eyes that he gets when he says UFOs aren't real.
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