Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
just did awkward shuffle by the bagels in the dining hall at 7:30 AM with a kid i've hooked up with. goodbye freshman year.
Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
Okay... I just said "preach it" to the pokemon theme song. I'm hammered.
I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
I walked past his mum on the way out and she offered me toast in a napkin "for my travels". Being home from uni is weird.
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
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