Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
We just described beer as "big boy apple juice" to his 2 year old.
EW EW EW EW THAT PENIS BELONGS TO SOMEONE'S FATHER! THAT PENIS BELONGS TO OUR FRIEND'S FATHER! THAT PENIS HELPED CREATE OUR FRIEND! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO ADMIRE IT!
Using that mug my little cousin painted for me as an ashtray for my weed...at least next time he asks me if I'm using it I can say yes
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
She thinks Jesus was an astronaut.
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
Just because your drunk doesn't mean you can stick your dick in the snow. Just a FYI
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
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