Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
Your dad's facebook is ejaculating midlife crisis all over my minifeed
Should I tell her she gave me head in the kitchen while I was eating a cupcake or would that hurt her dignity too much?
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
But here's the wonderful thing about us. It's us. You could invite me over, get really wasted and end up sleeping with someone else and id be there in the morning to take you to breakfast.
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
Went as "Party on, Wayne." And left as, "Partied out Wayne in a foot boot with new medical bills." Fuck Halloween...and vodka.
Somebody put William Shatner singing Bohemian Rhapsody on the jukebox, and the whole bar is about to riot.
If it were up to me his wife would never get his penis again, but I guess they have some sort of arrangement
Yes, an arrangement called marriage
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