Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
I need to start cutting my cocaine with Plan B
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
you came downstairs saying you were now 'dressed to impress'
what was i wearing?
nothing
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
he was gone before i woke up. left a pee stain, phone number, note and $20 for sheets. safe to say i will not be calling.
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
was I really that bad?
you army crawled across the kitchen floor, turned the cat into "super kitty" and crawled into the dog cage
Actually going to jail after your wedding is NOT part of the plan.
I forgot wine drunk hurts
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
You left me a really long voicemail saying, "Hey, it's meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee." and then the rest is just loud laughter
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