i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
the family i'm sitting with looks like the Addams family. Except for the daughter...she looks like Shrek
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
I was in the freezer we were knocking over shit. Speaking of which i asked my boss. I can hook up with girls in the freezer
Yeah just sayin. Whenever you want to come over and wank me off you can
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
Nothing makes me happier than finding out someone else is pregnant and it's not you.
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
I swear to God if you start calling your dick “my pegasus” we’re not friends anymore
So, I gotta figure when the nurses at the emergency room noticed my new hair cut it means I'm there too often, right?
I may have made out with your roommate and your cousin tonight. In my defense I thought both of them were your cousin.
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