Kiss
Puke
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
He tried to finger me at Disneyland! He tried to taint the happiest place on earth!
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
There's jack Daniels coming out of my eyes instead of tears.
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
Yea I've gotten enough hickeys in my life to know what I'd look like with a neck tattoo. I think I'm getting a neck tattoo.
Drunk Jeff aka Dreff thinks he's about 3x cooler than be really is and about 100x better at dancing than he really is
I haven't taken a solid shit in four weeks. Do you know what started four weeks ago? Alcohol and dining hall food. Fucking college.
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
How bad is it that I can say that this isn't the first time a married man, who is in the military, has tried to make me his mistress?
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