so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
She nearly killed the mood when she said "Don't cum on my spray tan"
I was so stoned on the way to work, I pretended you were in the car with me. We sang "Mrs. Jackson" by outkast.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
Apparently this establishment won't let you rent a sailboat if you have been drinking rum all morning
Like, bro, how do you think I got the idea to go sailing
I went to Walmart last night to buy some CDs--which is a sentence I never thought I'd say in 2016.
My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again
That's just how I roll. I drink, then tell people I'm either not wearing underwear or I'm training to be a stripper.
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
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