Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
Dry humping a girl for an hour and then jizzing in your pants doesn't count as losing it.
Care to explain to me why theres a baby food jar filled with semen in my fridge? or why its labeled as unicorn sweat?
She had a muffin-top while wearing a one piece bathing suit. Thats gotta break one of newton's laws or something
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
She tried to sleep on the front steps of her salon so she wouldn't be late for work and these people put her in a cab to my house. She is nothing if not responsible. Can u imagine her boss finding her there this morning?
Employee of the year! :)
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
My butt remains clenched, sir.
I'm declaring this weekend Captain Morgan weekend
You declare every weekend Captain Morgan weekend...
You just don't understand... :'(
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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