I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
I woke up and we were making out. So the good news is that after two years off the market, I haven't lost a step. I'm picking up girls in my sleep now.
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
Is it socially acceptable to be blind drunk at half five on a Monday afternoon?
Which pub are you in?
Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
And then she sprinted three blocks through live traffic towards McDonalds screaming "THE GOLDEN ARCHES ARE CALLING ME"
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
I was desperate and wasn't about to let my cereal get soggy so I ate it on the toilet. Don't let me repeat last night.
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
my personal favorite... An "I'm sorry you broke your finger and cant play sports for awhile" blowjob!
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