She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
totally got the gold medal for the best fence jump when the cops came.
We had sex in the woods. It was great until some bird started mimicking my orgasm sounds
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
my wrists were so small for the handcuffs, i could slip them off and hand the tow truck driver my keys....
Remember middle school health class where we used to say that when we lost our vcards we would be on the pill, using a condom, and have had our partners tested first? We were so optimistic.
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
Let this be a lesson to you, parmesan cheese crumbles are not a good substitute for coffee creamer, no matter how high you are
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
You made me promise I wouldnt let you play "fuck fuck goose" with a 40 year old ever again.
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