That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
Did I get blown in the bathroom? Yes. Did she throw up cranberry juice on my shorts? Yes. Did she finish the job? Yes.
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
He just walked up to me in the kitchen, pulled out his penis and stuck it in my sweatpants pocket.
It was probably cold. Sweatpants pockets are notoriously warm.
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
Considering that your "hello" was replaced with "Fuck yo couch," I'm not surprised that you have a black eye.
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
I'm watching Pretty Woman alone and weaving a basket for Fiona. This is my life.
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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