lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
There's a fat drunk walrus bitch here next to me and shes already puked and now falling on herself
OH FUCK NOW HER BOYFRIEND IS MAKING OUT WITH HER VOMIT HOLE
Sounds like a good blink 182 concert...
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
Of course he wants me there for his birthday. If a girl offers you a blowjob for every year of your life, you're gonna want her to be there.
It's only 8pm and Karl already got a stripper fired.
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
Teeth make me feel like a dinosaur. Can you feel yours?
Judge me all you want, but while you are stuck at home eating Ramen and tap water, I will be dining with some guy who, although might be the same age as my father, is filthy rich.
NOLA update. Went to Corey Smith at the house of blues last night. Drank PBR and took lots of shots of Jack. Too drunk, cabbed it to the hotel and fell asleep while having sex. Not my finest moment. Now I'm in court. I can't wait to be your attorney.
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
I made him leave to get me chicken nuggets so I could have sex with his roommate
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
So uh. Your future in porn. Would you be willing to wear an alien costume for it?
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