Were we dating when my roommates and I had the 'everyone gets laid' part?
Ya
I used to kick so much ass
no, i'm proud of you. this is the happiest you've been since you discovered that bowls can be used as cups if you don't feel like washing dishes.
I can't believe you made out with me with a french fry in your mouth.
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
God that barista is texting me bout his life like i care i mean dude just hook me up with free coffee thats why i gave you my number
Just getting in the shower.... found a "great job" sticker stuck to my boob.
So how was your night?
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
Basically I will actually need a reindeer pulled sleigh to make it to all the penises in one night.
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
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