so I was just driving high and I stopped to let a pinecone cross the road because I thought it was a hedgehog.
I heard you threw up in your lap?
I heard that too.
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
Nick's drunk off his ass and Kyle just Texted me and all he said was "butt pirates from space".
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
If a treadmill opens up I'll run next to him and then fall off so he has to give me mouth to mouth
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