fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
WTF WHY ARE YOU STILL NOT DOING A BEER BONG?! THE TOILET CLOG CAN WAIT
my mom was in labor with me for 32 hours, it's only fair to start drinking now.
You should not be allowed to go away on the weekends I plan on getting drunk on. I need someone to stop me from punching this guy in the face. It's simple room mate etiquette.
my neighbors having band practice on sunday morning is a message from the universe that I should stop drinking
Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
I got so drunk that I peed my bed...and all over him. The ironic thing is that he slept in his swimming trunks.
You are ridiculously similar to a unicorn, and I want to fuck that unicorn.
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
Ya’ll! My debit card got switched with my boss’ at lunch today (both Red Wells Fargo)....I realized it at whole foods AFTER I ran it for $100 at Vanity Room getting my vaj waxed 🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️. Most awkward IOU ever tomorrow.
you told us the chicken was mocking you, then proceeded to explain that every time someone reads your mind you accidentally think of something sexual
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
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