Being alone has allowed me to flourish into a complete weirdo
Can i not drive my cunt home
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
You were too busy being proud of your penis shaped pancakes to notice...
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
that girl from work that wants to bone me just said 'the last time i went this long without sex was in jail'. sup, red flag
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
my greatest accomplishment from the city of diplomacy is that i puked at a table of 5 diplomats and my professor and NONE OF THEM NOTICED
Just to update you. I am dead. So your probably gonna have to find a new roommate
Ideas I've had tonight: An entire movie based off the Pixar lamp jumping on stuff.
I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
Randomize
