Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
Out of all the things you could eat off of my tits you choose lettuce? Thats so healthy. Yuck.
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
Hungover on St. Patrick's Day. I did this backwards.
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
Sometimes I wish I could tell all my past/present hookups what the nicknames that my friends and I have assigned them.
Randomize