Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
My bed is full of blood and feathers
Dude, I brought the fucking tequila to that party and they cheered for the chick that seriously only brought limes.
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
I had a dream that I got you so wet that you flooded my apartment
He flew in from NY last night. We had sex in the back of my car in the airport parking lot and then he fed me fresh Babka (from Breads Bakery) as I drove him home. I can't decide if I love him or Babka more.
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
Sent. All. My. Texts. Like. This. Last. Night. Thank. You. Weed. Also. Had. A. Dream. About. A. Serial. Killer. That. Killed. Everyone. Except. Me. And.
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