let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
a girl just told me i should have been born earlier in the alphabet
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
I got an 8 ball and a free entrance pass to the strip club, if i dont get laid tonight I never will.
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
Oh, cold wet seat on the 48! Are you piss? Are you the sweaty ass leavings of an obese person? Are you the spilled King Cobra from the night before? I do not know! I dare not smell to find out... Pants ruined...
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
I'm at 45 minutes post orgasm, and I still feel my insides spasming. Pretty sure I just fucked Superman.
Getting food poisoning after eating at work was the cherry on top of my "Welcome back to real life" sundae.
I hate when I'm sexting and I make a typo.
You just killed the sext mood.
Last night was fun. Sorry I slipped out before you woke up
Also, your parents get up REALLY early. Please thank them for the bagel and travel mug of coffee. Happy Thanksgiving!
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