I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
I like to use the word "seasoned" over "slutty", you know, like a good curly fry
My stomach is making the worst sounds, probably because there is nothing but semen in it.
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
So I just stole my deans keys to break into the dining hall to get coco puffs. I shouldn't have gone to this meeting stoned.
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
Some lady found my secret pooping bathroom at work. Do I fight her Highlander style? I made or may not be fashioning a crude sword from seat covers and toilet paper rolls.
Do it. DO IT. There can be only one.
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
All I've done today is nap, eat candy and get off from my vibrator. I didn't know it was possible to be THIS single.
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
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