But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
Good morning to you
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
I need to find my pants, a way out of here, and a cheeseburger.
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
my hand froze to the top of can of beer cuz i fell asleep outside. i decided to find a way to open the bottom of the can before addressing my severe frostbite. PRIORITIES!
whose parrot is this?
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
Dude, fuck these noisy kids, fuck all this light, and fuck you for getting to sleep while I have to be productive and hungover.
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
I bet he’d be surprised by the epic blow job he’d get if he stopped talking about his wife long enough for me to get in the mood
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