My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
you came back at 4am in a suit jacket and a half eaten burrito...
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
When did it become appropriate to call your mother the morning after? While still naked in bed? WHEN?!
We got Pizza Hut & Papa Johns, delivered within seconds of each other, and both delivery people did a shot. I was put on Earth for this moment.
Someone just walked into the bar with a pillow
I don't know whether to judge him or give him a high five
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
I need a significant other who'll eat Skittles from my boobs
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
